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Priyakar : Mi tujyabarobar lagna naahi karu
saknaar

Premika : kaa?

Priyakar : garche virod karthat

Premika : gari kon kon aahe?

Priyakar : Bayko ani 2 mule…

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lagnachya party madhe DJ vichartho :-

“Kitivele vajvayach aahe?”

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Jampya :- 8-10 peg paryath vajav….
nanthar he sagle… Generator chya
avajwar pan naachthil…;-)

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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. 

Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”


Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”. 


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 Ekdha ek mulga vargat joke
sangto ani sagalya mulancha baang
viskattho,

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kaa???

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Kaaran Joke thyaycha dokyavarun
jatho….

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
 

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 Ek bai dusrya baila vicharte,tumhi gahu kasa anala?

2- pishavitun anala.


1- tasa nahi ho, konatya bhavane anala?


2-chulat bhavane anala. 



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Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto,” Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil.” Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, “Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe.” 


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GF : A mla v.day la kay gift deshil?

BF : Bol kay havay tla?

GF : Mla ek ring deshil?

BF : Bus…tyat kay dein ki mobilevar deu ki landlinevar?

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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tula kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
 

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